7. Southern Pride
Down South, women know how to take care of their own. Don’t trespass on her property!
8. Don’t Pull a Plaxico
She better be careful where she’s pointing that pistol or she might pull a Plaxico Burress. At least if she does, she won’t be in New York.
9. Young Gunner
“Excuse me, mam. Are you old enough to tote a gigantic sniper rifle?”