Hard to believe that such an epic speech from General George S. Patton could be whitewashed in the film – but the real version is so much more epic and includes even more profanity! The film “Patton” does contain some of the language in Patton’s speech, but much of the original was changed or removed. When Patton’s nephew asked about the profanity, the military leader reportedly told him:
“When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty. It may not sound nice to some bunch of little old ladies at an afternoon tea party, but it helps my soldiers to remember. You can’t run an army without profanity, and it has to be eloquent profanity. An army without profanity couldn’t fight its way out of a piss-soaked paper bag.”
We’ve brought the full version for your enjoyment because Every American Should Read This.
For Reference (Movie Speech)
The Real Speech:
Men, all this stuff you hear about America not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of bullshit. Americans love to fight. All real Americans love the sting and clash of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, the big-league ball players and the toughest boxers. Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Americans play to win all the time. That’s why Americans have never lost and will never lose a war. The very thought of losing is hateful to Americans. Battle is the most significant competition in which a man can indulge. It brings out all that is best and it removes all that is base. (continue on next page)